We keep getting forwards in our e-mail everyday. Some are good, some are bad and some are pathetic. But you can live with them all. But what really spoils a good e-mail and further ruins an already bad one, is the chain effect.

If you don’t forward this…. Blah blah blah…

Well, on the same route…

If you don’t read my blog, immense bad luck will fall on you.

You won’t be able to read anything ever after.

You might not even be able to understand any language anymore.

If you read but don’t post a comment, more bad luck will fall on you.

You will lose all ability to write.

Your keyboard might even break and the ‘F’, ‘U’, ‘C’ and ‘K’ letters might come and hit you in your face.

If your read but don’t forward it to your friends, you’re doomed.

You’ll be immersed from head to toe with bad luck.

All your e-mail accounts will close down and you’ll never ever be able to access the internet again ever.

And a brick or two might even fall on your head.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

It happens to people, don’t take the risk.

If you forward this, you are set to gain a lot.

If you forward this on a Sunday, any white hair you have will turn black.

If you forward this on a Monday, a person you hate will come and ask you to slap him/her.

If you forward this on a Tuesday, your favourite actor/actress will ask you for a whole night of fun & frolics.

If you forward this on a Wednesday, you will be successful in everything you undertake, unless it affects me adversely.

If you forward this on a Thursday, you will get truckloads of money, which you will be able to spend on anyone except yourself.

If you forward this on a Friday, your first crush from your school days will fall in love with you, although she/he will probably be looking ugly now.

If you forward this on a Saturday, you will get everything you ever wished for with a whole long minute to use it all.

Send this to 7 people from 7 different countries, believing in 7 different religions, having 7 different body-types and 7 different eyebrows, in 7 minutes otherwise you wishes won’t be fulfilled.

Do take this seriously.

Don’t brake the chain.

No one has in the past 77.92 years.

Believe me, you don’t want to be the first person to be engulfed in the wrath of the Chain Break Demon.

Otherwise… ha ha ha…