What would you rather have? Sex? Clothes? Or mobiles? Well, if you are an English lady then you would prefer mobiles. If you are an American babe you would prefer clothes. And if you are an Indian girl, you would prefer sex. These are the findings of a couple of US and England studies and I don’t care if they are true or not, I am just happy that I am an Indian guy!

Now, apart from having pity on my American and English counterparts, I am also quite amazed at the amount of time the US and UK institutes spend on such studies. A Californian institute has been in the news a lot particularly for such studies. I wonder what their survey questions for this kind of study were like.

Which of the following would you rather do?

(a)  Shop for clothes

(b)  Make love

(c)   Talk on phone

Or maybe…

If your boyfriend wanted to come over to your place, what would your answer be?

(a)  No way, I am gonna talk with a friend on the phone and then go out shopping with her.

(b)  Oops sorry, but I already have plans to catch up on my SMSes and mobile games

(c)   Sure honey, I am waiting with your favourite lingerie on

Ok. Maybe that’s a wee bit too outrageous. But I guess, you get what I am trying to put across. These stupid studies are so irrelevant that the choices here are not even slightly comparable. I know that shopping is considered to be a ‘sport’ for ladies, but even then, shopping is shopping and sex is sex. And what about those professors conducting these studies? The universities are probably overflowing with empty classrooms.

On and by the way, I have another pitiful issue for them to conduct a study on – Sunny Deol’s Bollywood career. You must have seen the trailers of Big Brother. Phew!